We Have Toilet Paper

We were lying in our room, when an Israeli girl knocked on our door. I opened up, and she asked whether we have any papers. I said what? Whether we have any papers. Just before I answered to say that we have toilet paper, I replied No sorry, we don't have any papers. So easy to lose your "cool".

She came back a few moments later, leaned against the doorframe, and asked whether we have a chillum. I said no.

Almost embarrassing.