Double Nelson

There are so many cows in India. And they just wander through the city streets, or lie all clumped together on the pavement, or eat some poor guy's computer print outs from his bicycle, or get in the way of traffic, or push me out of the way.

Anyway. I don't know what it is about a cow's boney head, but I just want to punch it. A right hook followed by a left uppercut. Or even take its head into a Double Nelson and beat it senseless.