Nobody Fucks with the Jesus

From The Big Lebowski . . .

Quintana, on his way out, looks down at them from the lip of the bowling lanes. Over his polyester all-in-one suit he now wears a windbreaker with a racing stripe and "Jesus" stitched on the breast. He is holding a fancy black-and-red leather ball satchel.

QUINTANA I see you rolled your way into the semis. Deos mio, man. Seamus and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

DUDE
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

Quintana looks at Walter.

QUINTANA
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".

DUDE
Jesus.

QUINTANA
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(Thanks Alicia)

December 02, 2003 in Quotes