Sordidnyms

Below are some wonderful sordidnyms crafted by Joshua Bryer & David Dunton:

Have-a-go at the Navajo? Perambulate the Pawnee? Slapped the Sioux? Apprehended the Apache? Ankle-tapped the anaconda? Massaged the macaw? Bashed the Bush? Grappled the Gore? Lassoed the Lincoln? Cuddled the cougar? Baffled the Bigfoot? Spanked the space shuttle? Coaxed the coyote? Groped the grizzly? Tweaked the turkey? Emancipated the elk? Petted the possum? Fumbled with the tumble-weed? Badgered the bald eagle? Manhandled the moose? Scalped the red Indian? Lassoed the bucking bronco?

I might like to add "Pruned the poodle?".